Not bacon, but steak deserves nearly as much attention as bacon anyway so I'm posting it here.

United Steaks of America

To accompany your bacon,
 

IHOP NFL/AFL French toast to set your back field in motion

We got some pepper bacon from the meat counter at the grocery store and OMG - YUUUUUUUM! I hightly recommend it - and buy twice as much as you think you need because it was that good. (stater bros).

Yup, that pepper bacon is great stuff, isn't it? But have you tried the applewood smoked?

That's exactly what I envisioned when seeing the commercial: frequent trips to the bathroom.

So, I finally did remember that the turkey bacon has been sitting in the freezer since I purchased it... I dunno... months ago. Defrosted, and put on the stove. YUCKO. WTF is this sh*t? It doesn't taste like turkey and it DOESN'T taste like bacon!!! It tastes like gross. Like Gross. Whatever Gross is, that's what it tasted like. Well, it didn't taste like gross, but it tasted like salt.

Ugh.

Never. Forget.

I could have told you that, thought every bacon fan knew!

There is no substitute for the real thing.

I've had excellent turkey bacon.

My reaction to the turkey bacon has probably more to do with the fact that I thought I had real bacon in the freezer, but settled for turkey.