Nope, silliness almost always ruins it for me. That's why I can't talk dirty. It always comes out too funny, and my partner and I end up cracking up.







Oh, were we talking about porn?

How dare you interupt a thread on porn to talk about sex

[Austin Powers Voice] Oh, yeah baby, put my wang wang in your ning ning [/end Austin Powers Sillyness]

UPDATE.... To my original post on this subject.

Well F' That. I never thought I would be that clueless as a dad.

Looks like I'm a bit behind the times.

We were riding in the car talking about his sex-ed class. Apparently his instructor handed out crudely drawn pictures of the male and female genitalia he had created himself. :rolleyes:

So, sensing an opportunity I asked if he wanted to see "real" versions? He replied: "Dad, I have google images." Ahh.

So pressing on I asked if he had any questions that had not been answered by the class. His response: "Yeah, can hermaphrodites get themselves pregnant"? :eek: (I still need to look that one up...)


Oh, and he now has a steady girlfriend.

Case closed.

Update to the Update..

It looks like, in theory at least, It is possible in rare cases for a hermaphrodite to impregnate themselves.


Which of course begs the question: Was Mary a......

And the whole Chicken before the Egg thing is solved!!

I most certainly am NOT, sir !

Ok, I didn't expect to find Mary Poppins posting in a thread about porn......

:D

Don't let that "prim and proper" facade fool you!