I remember a commercial for Olestra/Olean awhile ago. It showed a man in an innertube floating down the river. I guessed leakage was the explaination of why he needed to keep his butt in the water at all times...
:D

I feel really bad about Olestra and what happened. The anal leakage thing was mostly hype from an anti-junk food group (CSPI) and the chips were actually very good. I never experienced any undesired anal leakage.

But even if true I'm sure I have one relative who would be more than happy to take the risk to stay very thin.

Anal and leakage. No matter the circumstances, these are two words that should never ever be used together.

:shudder:

I'm the biggest looser in the universe. Just so you all know.

Hmm... I always thought that Paris Hilton would be considered the loosest.

Good thing that you are not a loser though!

Ah, let me fix that - I'm the biggest LOSER in the universe and I can't spell.

Thanks!

Hey... anything I can do to help.

Oooh! iI just can't WAIT to have lunch with Mr. Anal Leakage tomorrow!

As opposed to desired anal leakage?:eek:

Mowed the lawn, cleaned the garage and organized it, now Im just posting. I'm spent.
:)