Everyone in my office is coughing. It sounds like I'm in the lobby of a hospital.

You didn't by chance have a burrito recently, did you, GC? That might explain the coughing. ;)

Why, just yesterday...........

I had a burrito yesterday. I confess. However, I don't pass gas in front of everyone. I usually release the snow goose in the bathroom or in a vacant cubicle.
:D

Can someone tell me what part of this sentenance does not make sense?

"Due to the large amount of feedback that we receive we cannot respond individually to every request, nor can we assist with locating a specific business"

Is there any part of that sentenance that says "please email us back to ask us where you reply is"?

^ I'm at least 20 of those posts.

"Snow goose"? "Barking spiders"?

I love your terminology for ....well, you know. I am also glad to be on the other side of the continent.:D

You can blame my flatulent father for those. I'm sure there are more. :D
However, I am contributing to global warming... So, you can thank me for a hot summer.
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I've always found "barking spiders" and other euphemisms to be disturbing. I really hope that no creature makes the sound of a fart when trying to communicate.

Can't we just call a fart a fart and a f.ck a f.ck? (Apparently not.)