Lounge of Tomorrow

Last night I had my first "it's the final exam for a law class and the question doesn't make any sense" dream. Plus in the dream there were like 50 pages of fine print on how one was supposed to submit the answers and I did it wrong and I was yelling about how ridiculous it was to have all those rules to read through when the exam was timed.

Gemini Cricket

03-07-2008 10:39 PM

I have a cold.
Bleh.

CoasterMatt

03-07-2008 11:06 PM

I had another pedestrian/vehicle encounter today.

I was about to cross an intersection, with the greenlight, when this asshat on a phone almost runs me over.

I slam the hood and scream "HANG UP THE PHONE YOU STUPID FVCKER!"

Then I realize - he's wearing a black shirt and a white collar.

I cussed out a priest. :evil:

I hope he was on the phone with somebody important.

Ghoulish Delight

03-08-2008 11:57 AM

We saw a monk almost take out a dude on a moped in Assissi.

GusGus

03-08-2008 01:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sohrshah (Post 197222)

Wow. I was gone for a few days, and things got very interesting...

First of all, the Hitachi Magic wand doesn't have batteries! It's so powerful that it has to be plugged into the wall. At least, mine does.

Hey, don't look at me like that!

In other news, my first week at my new job went well. I am a little brain fried, and looking to spend some time out on the town this weekend. Oh, and of course, have a little private time with my boyfriend, Hitachi.

:P

Have you read the instructions?

Very funny.

RStar

03-08-2008 06:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CoasterMatt (Post 197231)

I hope he was on the phone with somebody important.

God? ;)

My pastor once told me he never puts Christian bumper stickers on his car because he doesn't want his driving to be his testamony to Christianity. :eek:

The priest is a man. As a man he has the responsability to drive safely. If he doesn't then he should understand that he will have consiquences, including getting the middle finger salute and four letter words.

Not Afraid

03-08-2008 08:38 PM

We had another fun trip to the dog beach today. Thurston is such a happy boy at the beach!

JWBear

03-08-2008 09:06 PM

I got a letter from the Franchise Tax Board today. "Oh sh!t!" I thought, "Now what?".

I opened it up...

Quote:

As April 15 approaches, we'd like to share some of the services we offer to make tax time easier for you.

Junk mail.... Fvckers!

figment1986

03-08-2008 09:07 PM

why do i want an In-N-Out meal... I must find a way to get to In-N-Out from Disneyland after the cruise in may...