Electric Sunshine Sloan...

DO NOT LISTEN TO ME FOR ANY KIDS NAMES :D

Wasn't Dewey, Cheatham and Howe mentioned in a Marx Brothers movie? Sounds like a Groucho joke.

How about "Jubilation T. Cone-Sloan"?
Ramone Sloan?
Joan Sloan?

When they're older with their own Cell, they can record their voicemail message:
"You've reached the phone of Ramone Sloan, how ya goin'?" :D

I seem to remember they were mentioned in a Mel Brooks movie too - maybe Silent Movie?

I'm pretty sure the only thing said in Silent Movie was "Non."

Moon Unit Sloan or Dweezil Sloan

I'm going to hazard a realistic guess here:

(His Dead Relative) (Her Dead Relative) Sloan.

Dude, guys, look 5 posts up. Three Stooges.


ETA - Wiki

Cue my laughter, bitter and careworn. I laugh for all who have passed through the teen years with a son or daughter.

You young parents who think birth stories and diapers are scary - HA! Kevy, fetch Great-Auntie's martini.

Diapers, birth stories etc are the easy part for sure. I'm just heading into the teen years with Wolfette and I'm scared to death!