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So I went to Walmart to purchase some new socks and "underthings" as they are known to the worldly folks. I'd rather buy tampons and Vagisil then go up to the register with "underthings.

I keep reading this as "underthongs". No wonder why you blush. ;)

JWBear

03-11-2008 09:53 PM

I want to see what kind of underwear you were buying that made you blush to purchase them.

Then again.... Maybe not.

alphabassettgrrl

03-11-2008 10:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Deebs (Post 198133)

Well, yeah - why do you think I asked? ;)

Just trying to extend the good feelings of the day. We should all feel beautiful.

I'm in favor of anything that brings beautiful women within my circle. :)

::giggle::

You're sweet. :) And you're beautiful. :) You should feel beautiful.

Disneyphile

03-11-2008 10:14 PM

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Originally Posted by JWBear (Post 198150)

I want to see what kind of underwear you were buying that made you blush to purchase them.

This is what was caught on the security cameras:

Bornieo: Fully Loaded

03-11-2008 10:46 PM

And the Wonder Woman set. The stars make my ass look smaller.

Sohrshah

03-11-2008 11:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Bornieo: Fully Loaded (Post 198144)

So I went to Walmart to purchase some new socks and "underthings" as they are known to the worldly folks. I'd rather buy tampons and Vagisil then go up to the register with "underthings.

Lucky for me Walmart has a register that is automated and you just do everything yourself. So I ring it up and put in the money and the "underthings" are secured in the bag when the register freeks out and a worker comes over.

So she comes over and starts with the flirting - "Oh you broke it -giggle" - bangs on the register, then from the bag falls the "underthings" with a thud.

I don't think I will go back to that Walmart now...

Dude, are we talking about underoos or rubbers, because either way, I don't get it? Am I just being thick?

I mean, I love buying condoms. I just slap them down on the counter and give that proud grin which means, "Dude, I'm getting LAID!"

:P

wendybeth

03-11-2008 11:27 PM

Sorshah, you're a 'glass is half-full' kind of gal, right?

Me, too!:cheers:

ozron

03-11-2008 11:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Sohrshah (Post 198177)

I mean, I love buying condoms. I just slap them down on the counter and give that proud grin which means, "Dude, I'm getting LAID!"

:P

I generally give the sheepish grin that says, "My old ones expired." :(

Sohrshah

03-12-2008 12:00 AM

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Originally Posted by ozron (Post 198185)

I generally give the sheepish grin that says, "My old ones expired." :(

Lol! Hey, I gotta grin when I'm lucky enough to get lucky! Then again, if I'M buying the condoms, what does that say for the guys who will have me?

I think we all just need a little PMA.

That's right. Positive Mental Attitude!

:P

Chernabog

03-12-2008 12:25 AM

A tip for everyone -- why spend $$ on condoms?

Go to a gay pride event, any gay pride event. Seriously. They hand em out in droves. You'll walk away with enough condoms and lube to last the entire year, and then some, even if you're a little slutty. ;)

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