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Dude, are we talking about underoos or rubbers, because either way, I don't get it? Am I just being thick?

I mean, I love buying condoms. I just slap them down on the counter and give that proud grin which means, "Dude, I'm getting LAID!"

:P

Well, given the benifit of doubt that you don't know me THAT well S, I will say it's not da rubbers. Plus it's an "under" not an "over" but there is elastic involved...

man, she totally killed my funny post... <cries a little.>

€uroMeinke

03-12-2008 07:13 AM

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Originally Posted by Chernabog (Post 198188)

A tip for everyone -- why spend $$ on condoms?

Go to a gay pride event, any gay pride event. Seriously. They hand em out in droves. You'll walk away with enough condoms and lube to last the entire year, and then some, even if you're a little slutty. ;)

My lesbian coworker would always bring me handfuls after a night at the bars - I had no need for them so they accumulated in my desk drawer with the other office supplies. Makes me wonder what anyone thought if they were looking for a paperclip.

Moonliner

03-12-2008 07:27 AM

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Originally Posted by ozron (Post 198185)

I generally give the sheepish grin that says, "My old ones expired." :(

They expire? Ah. Well that explains that.

Moonliner

03-12-2008 07:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by €uroMeinke (Post 198200)

My lesbian coworker would always bring me handfuls after a night at the bars.

Why would a lesbian bar have condoms?

blueerica

03-12-2008 07:41 AM

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Originally Posted by Ghoulish Delight (Post 198040)

Funniest headline of the day for a 13 year old boy (i.e., me) goes to.....

Spoiler:

Somehow, this headline popped into my head again last night, and like Kevy, it would be slightly improved with a few other words, including those Kevy suggested. I also thought White Sox or Red Sox would be a good addition, as well.

Morrigoon

03-12-2008 11:14 AM

Well, they're a darn sight better than "crusty sox"...

cirquelover

03-12-2008 02:36 PM

I have bought condoms for my older brother his whole life. Thankfully he doesn't need them anymore.

lashbear

03-12-2008 02:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Bornieo: Fully Loaded (Post 198144)

then from the bag falls the "underthings" with a thud....

OK. Now I wanna know what kind of underwear makes a "Thud" when it falls.

Bornieo, are you buying Chastity Belts again ???

BarTopDancer

03-12-2008 02:52 PM

It amuses me how some men are embarrassed to buy feminine products or have them in their cart. It's not like the cashier isn't aware of what they are for and that they are not for... MEN!

Disneyphile

03-12-2008 02:53 PM

Ken always buys my girly items. He doesn't even blush about it.

Then again, he works at a pharmacy, so he sees all kinds of stuff coming to the counter.

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