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Seriously... I'm waiting on emails that just aren't coming. I cannot leave until I get them, or I get so pissy I just walk out and tell 72 of the branches they can stuff it because they can't get their...

Oh, wrong thread.

:)

Actually, I am just bored and waiting on just a few emails. However, they may be told to stuff it if I don't get something in the relatively near future.

Disneyphile

04-08-2008 02:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Ghoulish Delight (Post 203555)

I was going to say that the real trick is making sure you don't eat the slice with the embedded RFID tag.

Well, that'd be an interesting alternative to some digestive scoping procedures.

I can see it now:

Crap Tracker - Watch How Much Time Your Food Takes to Digest LIVE!!!

:eek:

BDBopper

04-08-2008 02:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Disneyphile (Post 203576)

Crap Tracker - Watch How Much Time Your Food Takes to Digest LIVE!!!

:eek:

Actually I think that's the newest Soap Opera coming on next season. It's called As The Stomach Churns! ;)

Alex	04-08-2008 02:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Disneyphile (Post 203576)

Crap Tracker - Watch How Much Time Your Food Takes to Digest LIVE!!!

It's been done. But they use radioactive dyes.

Morrigoon

04-08-2008 03:55 PM

Of course spam email often has strangely worded titles, but this one today amused me more than most: "Give your partner new feelings while have a sex"

JWBear

04-08-2008 04:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Morrigoon (Post 203618)

Of course spam email often has strangely worded titles, but this one today amused me more than most: "Give your partner new feelings while have a sex"

Reminds me of the old game of replacing the product name in classic ad lines with the word "sex".

"Make mine a sex!"

"Sex, the real thing."

Kevy Baby

04-08-2008 04:15 PM

"Sex is the place with the Helpful Hardware Man"

"You're in good hands with Sex"

"Sex & Cola. They get the job done!"

"Nobody better lay a finger on my Sex!"

BDBopper

04-08-2008 04:26 PM

Sex, the taste that goes crunch!
Sex - Taste the Rainbow
Sex - I'm Lovin' it!
Sex - Have it your way!
Snap! Crackle! Pop! Sex
Sex It's magically delcious!

and probably the most wrong one I can possibily think of....

Silly rabbit, Sex is for kids! :evil: