Cleopatra wants me. Bad.

Men:

• James Baldwin (doesn't want me)
• Vincent van Gogh (wants me)
• Edgar Allan Poe (wants me)

Women:

• Frida Kahlo (wants me)
• Mata Hari (wants me)
• Lucrezia Borgia (doesn't want me)

I got James Baldwin, Da Vinci and Beethoven. Ludwig had the best hair, so I went for him. He accepted!

"Ludwig van Beethoven responds...
"Fine, fine, if you want to meet me, so be it."


What your date might be like...
You might want to bring along something to read, as Beethoven is known to be temperamental, preoccupied and somewhat distant; don't be surprised if the evening consists of a symphony of rage-filled monologues directed at lesser artists, imperfect publishing houses, his nephew, and the world in general. On the plus side, you'll be able to get an inside look at the private life of one of the most gifted artists in the history of music."

I figure maybe I can teach him ASL.

Annie Oakley :rolleyes:

Yeeeeehawwww! Watch it, Jeff- she'll shoot your ass if you make her mad!

Edgar Allan Poe responds...
"Why, why, oh why must you haunt my waking nightmares with your presence? I shall go mad. Madness! It consumes me! I must give in and agree to see you, or else I shall never find peace."

What your date might be like...
You might end up at the local library, or you might end up at the local Goth club. Either way, expect Poe to be quiet, reserved, and a bit shy. He's an elegant speaker when given the opportunity, but will usually try to avoid standing out in a crowd. For a modest but more enjoyable evening, take him to a quiet, unpopulated spot-- for instance, a cellar or a graveyard.

James Baldwin:
A warm summer night in the Latin Quarter of Paris is sexy...
equality in Alabama is sexier. (I don't know about THAT!)

Frida Kahlo responds...
"¡Hola! So, you think you have the frijoles to be an el Frido? It takes energy, my friend, and passion. But go ahead, take your best shot."

Mata Hari.....
Lying is sexy...
getting away with it is sexier. :snap:

Agatha Christie was my soulmate and she wanted to hook up with me! What a great day....:D

Lucrezia Borgia wants me...

If you don't see me around, it's because I've run off with Pancho Villa!

He's my main enchilada!


Sadly, my husband has been swayed away by Mata Hari! He fell victim to her swaying hips and slick lies!