Ms=Mariners. Cliff Lee.

The Giants ... um ... plan to play 162 games next season!

I got nothin.

If recent history is any indication I'll next pay attention to the A's in early April, say "hey, who are all these people."

Then by May 15 I'll no longer be paying attention to the A's.

Well, at least you can say you did better than the Nats last year!

Damn you coward Dodgers!

You are deliberately coming here early in the season so you won't have to face our new phenom pitcher. Fear the what's his name! We're gonna break 40% for sure this year.

You can celebrate today that you are undefeated in the 2010 season!

And tomorrow, plus the day after that too. Then by Monday I'll be in no shape to care one way or another....

I made Theo promise not to spoil the game for me today until I get a chance to watch on TiVo.

What spoiler? The Nat's lost.

I said game, not scrimmage.