"Ahoy! I be havin' a smackin o' dat blackened cajun chicken breast, mate! An' a nip o' dat mint julep, too!"

Have they had a bride auction scene yet? Or a mayor dunking scene?

No, but I heard there is a scene where Captain Jack and Locke split the group and Jack takes half to the caves while Locke and his group stays on the beach.

Wait, wrong side of the island....

I smell a 'Lost' joke. Was that a 'Lost' joke?
:)

But of course, matey!

There is a mayor dunking in the deleted scenes of the first movie. It's during a long establishing shot of Tortugas, and should very much have been kept in the final edit.