I don't know about you guys but I woke up with no nipples. Can someone send me some bacon replacements?

I'm thinking of supplementing Theo's diet.

I can't find an image, but apparently Earth's Best and/or Gerber makes Bacon Vegetable baby food.

Terrific

Radiant

Humble

Amazing Pig

Why thank you

For no reason in particular, I'd just like to say that NA rules.

Crunchy

I was only today trying to explain to one of my clients about our bacon fixation around here. :D