Mr. Living on an island guest starring in LOST!

Saturday I'm going to go say goodbye to my favorite place to watch fire (other than the hills behind the houses in Porter Ranch).

Mr. Hawaii!

Mr. Universal Studios!

Cry me a tropical paradise.

I will be furiously preparing for my craft fair with some other crafty ladies and some not-so-crafty pugs and cats. Next year though.........

I will be boarding a pod cruiser on a Space Station for a routine reconnaissance mission. I expect I will take an abrupt detour through a space time wormhole that will land me on a strange planet where talking apes rule over the human race. With the help of a sympathetic chimpanzee activist named Ari and a small band of human rebels, I anticipate that I will lead the effort to evade the advancing Gorilla Army led by General Thade and his most trusted warrior Attar. The race will be on to reach a sacred temple within the planet's Forbidden Zone to discover the shocking secrets of mankind's past - and the key to its future.

There will be a very good chance of rain on sunday. The plants won't mind, but you may. Just saying....

Mr. Full of Sh.t!

I will be cardboarding and composting our backyard lawn.