Then again, can one really savor hog anus without puking?

I guess I'll wait till disaster strikes. I've gone from having three passwords to one for everywhere, and it's not particularly strong. Since I have to remember my passwords, it defeats the purpose if I can't. Sorry if that makes me unsafe, because it also allows me to access my stuff.

I wish there were computer viruses that would automatically send me bacon.

How un-Hawaiian of you. ;)

I know it!
:D
I don't like Loco Mocos either
or Vienna Sausage...
And I very rarely eat pineapple...

If I lived in Hawaii I'd probably OD on pineapple...

How about chocolate covered macadamia nuts? That is my favorite Hawaiian export (even though it is probably made anywhere BUT Hawaii).

No, I think they're made there but they're only sold in ABC Stores and at the Honolulu Airport so that people can take them back to work in the universal "neener neener".

I like them but I'm a snob. They have to be Hawaiian Host brand.

Alex: Yep! Total neener neenerage. But if tourists were really smart, they'd buy them at Long's where it's waaaay cheaper.
:)

Awww Hawaii. Amused by the ABC stores next door to the ABC stores, getting locked out on the patio of our hotel room, chased by pimps and a blistering sun burn. Good times.