I've gotten lick lips, suck finger, squeeze breasts, double blanks, and the double perrrier - still haven't found a way to get her past PG Burlesque though


Magic - or don't you know drinking lots of water leads to clear skin? - or perhaps photoshop?


or too early, I think she's well passed 13

I think you have to go to Marlboro or Brawney for that

Uhhhh... Thanks, but I'll pass.

It's because he's dead, isn't it.

It took me looking at the picture in the OP for 20 minutes before I realized there was a bottle of water in it.

But I think I need to go look at it for another 20 just to be sure.

Fact: I was neck and neck in competition to be the spokesstripper for Perrier. Dita won by a tit.

Now wondering what mundane brand will be the next to get a pornographic advertising makeover. Yoplait? Hertz? Epson? Glade? The George Foreman Grill?

It was a long drive. I was hungry and had to use the bathroom. Dita did not so much as help me with my bags. Some host. A nice cup of tea would have been good. Don't hand me a camera, how about a sandwich?

Besides, I like fuzzy water only after it has been iced and shaved. I don't like ice with stubble! Of course, then I like to add a syrup flavoring, preferably a couple flavors, to give it sort of a rainbowy look. And I like to eat it on the pony ride. None of which this site provided for me.

Perrier really does not understand their audience.

(Pic related)

Woo-hoo! Kaki-gori!