I zipline into a waterfall.

Shower?

yeah, that hardcore thing is just inviting a heart attack or some other horrible fate. 3 please, especially for as long as it takes my shower to heat up. usually its 'turn it on, shave...then get in the (adjusted temp) shower'

One thing our circa 1931 building does not lack is hot water. Turn it on, jump in and adjust so I do not scald. #3 for me

I'm a "chill out naked" kind of guy.

Me too. Three.

I'm a 3

Poll added.

I'm a 3

Updating mine. I realized this morning that I have a fairly good routine worked out:

1. Turn on the light to the WC, enter and turn on the hot water
2. Go back, turn on the fan, turn on the little radio I listen to in the shower and grab it
3. Place radio in its spot outside of shower
4. Reach in and turn on cold water
5. Enter shower

The timing of all this is such that the hot water arrives just as I am turning on the cold water at which time I enter the shower. Through 10 years of practice I know exactly how much to turn each temperature on to achieve the desired temp with minor adjustments being made after I jump in.

The model of efficiency (or anal retentiveness)

Model of efficiency? Why do you need to move your radio twice a day? Just buy a shower radio.

Tom Hanks' Chuck Noland gives you a B+.