Sure, my phone is a piece of crap (sadly, the initial bloom is way off the rose). And I'd be happy to sublet but you might be surprised how much you have to pay for a 1 bedroom in the deep burbs.

They have a book with everyone's faces in it?

Yes, I was thumbing through it one day while at the Police Station, and there was this one face that looked familiar. It was just a big eye.....

And now with caller ID, crank calling has lost it's luster. Dang!

So, you asked me to friend you today on FB because you wanted to post your phone number as the number of the White House?

Yeah, it was looking like this Facebook thing might be catching on so I thought I would give it a try.

Great, now everybody can get my mom's address and phone number.

Like they don't already have it.

Nice to see Kevin's on top of the latest technology.

I was embracing my inner luddite.