Oh... And it think the collective noun for teenagers is "an attitude".

Second Breakfast.

How about a build-your-own baked potato bar with shredded cheese, chopped bacon, green onions, sour cream, salsa, butter...

Alton Brown has the *perfect* baked potato method IMHO.

A lot of those same ingredients could go on tortilla chips as nachos later. Maybe add some refried beans, jalapenos, olives...

Then you'll have a room full of farting teenagers.....

I was just assuming they'd be having sex.

Pizza. Chips. Red Bull.

Ooh...then Mordor-flavored (which I imagine is something like the head of a match) condoms.

Huh. I think you might be more evil than I had you pegged for.

:snap:

Humbug.

Kids today. I offer apples, roasted chicken, potatoes, salted pork, etc. and all she wants is pizza.

At least it's round.