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Pace yourself- there's the Geek Meet to consider.....:D
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Think we can get through the list? Forget about the $300 shot, though- reviews say it's kind of a crappy tasting tequila....
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I'm doing my cross-training right now.:D:cheers:;)
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"Happy Friggin' Mother's Day" sounds like it should be followed by something like,
"Here's the new housecoat I bought you!" or "Here it is, a brand spankin' new carton of Pall Malls, just for you!" or "This year, I splurged and got you the best damn box of wine money can buy!" :) :D :) |
Happy Mom's Day to all the swanky moms out there!
Yesterday we celebrated our birthdays and Mother's Day with both of our families. My younger brothers bought me a card...."To my sister on Mother's Day." :rolleyes: ;) It was really funny - inside it said something like "have a fun day", totally noncommittal, but they wrote in something like "and hopefully you'll have lots of babies so this card will make more sense." Totally cracked me up. |
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or, "As long as you're up, babe, wyncha crack me open a tall one!" |
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Then, the LAPD came (as they do every holiday) and hauled me off screeching & kicking as I winged the celebratory Mother's Day bottles of Mad Dog 20/20 & Night Train at my Mom's head. That'll teach her to stay at of the bathroom while I'm trying to mix meth in the tub. It's not like I didn't bring my own 800 boxes of Sudafed & Tylenol Flu & Cold. At least she posted bail in time for me to make the 11:00 shift at Bob's Classy Lady. No holding tank can keep this girl away from the pole that long. Okay, my Mom, who is actually a proud member of the Los Angeles Sheriff's Dept., would die if she saw this post. (Die laughing!) :D Happy Mother's Day, Mom!! :coffee: I love you oodles & poodles! Thank you for tolerating all of my drama! And Lordy, isn't there always a ton? ;) Happy Mother's Day to all you Mom's! :) |
Hy-fvckin'-sterical!
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