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wendybeth 05-08-2005 11:23 PM

Pace yourself- there's the Geek Meet to consider.....:D

dsnylndmom 05-08-2005 11:28 PM

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Originally Posted by wendybeth
Pace yourself- there's the Geek Meet to consider.....:D

Um honey I'm trying to work up my tequlia tolerance so we can play together at Tortilla jo's !!! :)

wendybeth 05-08-2005 11:32 PM

Think we can get through the list? Forget about the $300 shot, though- reviews say it's kind of a crappy tasting tequila....

dsnylndmom 05-08-2005 11:34 PM

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Originally Posted by wendybeth
Think we can get through the list? Forget about the $300 shot, though- reviews say it's kind of a crappy tasting tequila....

I remember over gay days weekend Sparky telling me "honey you wayyyy passed 10 drinks" We'll make that look like nothing! ;)

wendybeth 05-08-2005 11:36 PM

I'm doing my cross-training right now.:D:cheers:;)

MickeyD 05-08-2005 11:54 PM

"Happy Friggin' Mother's Day" sounds like it should be followed by something like,

"Here's the new housecoat I bought you!"

or

"Here it is, a brand spankin' new carton of Pall Malls, just for you!"

or

"This year, I splurged and got you the best damn box of wine money can buy!"

:) :D :)

Cadaverous Pallor 05-09-2005 09:36 AM

Happy Mom's Day to all the swanky moms out there!

Yesterday we celebrated our birthdays and Mother's Day with both of our families. My younger brothers bought me a card...."To my sister on Mother's Day." :rolleyes: ;) It was really funny - inside it said something like "have a fun day", totally noncommittal, but they wrote in something like "and hopefully you'll have lots of babies so this card will make more sense." Totally cracked me up.

Gn2Dlnd 05-09-2005 11:05 AM

re: MickeyD

or, "As long as you're up, babe, wyncha crack me open a tall one!"

AllyOops! 05-09-2005 12:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MickeyD
"Happy Friggin' Mother's Day" sounds like it should be followed by something like,

"Here's the new housecoat I bought you!"

or

"Here it is, a brand spankin' new carton of Pall Malls, just for you!"

or

"This year, I splurged and got you the best damn box of wine money can buy!"

:) :D :)

What, you be lookin' through our window yesterday? :mad: My Mom cracked open the Franzia, (sucking directly from the enclosed wine bag, as the box just slows things down) as I sparked up a Newport and burped out "Happy Mother's day, you friggin' broad!"

Then, the LAPD came (as they do every holiday) and hauled me off screeching & kicking as I winged the celebratory Mother's Day bottles of Mad Dog 20/20 & Night Train at my Mom's head. That'll teach her to stay at of the bathroom while I'm trying to mix meth in the tub. It's not like I didn't bring my own 800 boxes of Sudafed & Tylenol Flu & Cold. At least she posted bail in time for me to make the 11:00 shift at Bob's Classy Lady. No holding tank can keep this girl away from the pole that long.


Okay, my Mom, who is actually a proud member of the Los Angeles Sheriff's Dept., would die if she saw this post. (Die laughing!) :D

Happy Mother's Day, Mom!! :coffee: I love you oodles & poodles! Thank you for tolerating all of my drama! And Lordy, isn't there always a ton? ;)

Happy Mother's Day to all you Mom's! :)

Gn2Dlnd 05-09-2005 01:26 PM

Hy-fvckin'-sterical!


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