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sleepyjeff 06-10-2005 11:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Ghoulish Delight
You should get more sleep. Maybe you should see someone about a more comfortable matress.

Good one... :snap:

wendybeth 06-10-2005 11:40 PM

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Originally Posted by sleepyjeff
When my Son turned 4 I wrote on his bowling pin(yes, he had a bowling party even though we are not from Vantucky) "4 more years"......It didn't mean anything except that I was exhausted and didn't know what the heck I was doing :eek:

It meant you dug the past four years enough to sign up for the next four. It meant you loved him. You may have been tired, but I know exactly what you meant. We're coming up on number ten for our girl, and I may just write on her cake "and ten more!"

Ghoulish Delight 06-11-2005 01:14 AM

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Originally Posted by wendybeth
It meant you dug the past four years enough to sign up for the next four. It meant you loved him. You may have been tired, but I know exactly what you meant. We're coming up on number ten for our girl, and I may just write on her cake "and ten more!"

That'll make her 20th birthday a bit awkward when you have to kill her to make good on your promise.

Moonliner 06-11-2005 06:41 AM

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Originally Posted by sleepyjeff
It didn't mean anything except that I was exhausted and didn't know what the heck I was doing :eek:

Humm, perhaps that helps to explain the card I received last year, It just said: Redrum, Redrum, Redrum....

wendybeth 06-11-2005 08:56 AM

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Originally Posted by Ghoulish Delight
That'll make her 20th birthday a bit awkward when you have to kill her to make good on your promise.

Lol! No, but hopefully by then she'll have her own place- like a college dorm room.

Tref 06-11-2005 02:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Moonliner
Attached to the card was a note that I'm having trouble ascertaining what it was trying to say. It reads:

"Remember, you are the youngest son".

While I do have an older brother, I just can't figure why my dad would put that (and only that) message on my card.

Look underneath the postage stamp. Perhaps he wr'it the answer to the riddle on the stamps back so as to fool the warden (assuming your papa is in prison.)

I rec'd a letter from my father when he was illegally held at Guantanamo Bay. He said the usual, having a great time, treated well, etc. But at the bottom of his letter he wr'it: Son, you may want to add the stamps on this letter to your prized collection.

I thought it odd as I didn't have a stamp collection, at least one that was prized, so I peeled the stamps off and read the back. To my shock he wr'it:

Spoiler:
They've cut out my tongue!


On the second stamp he wr'it:

Spoiler:
And the food is lousy!


My advice --check the stamp!

Name 06-11-2005 08:58 PM

could be worse, he coulda wrote, "well son, you're one year closer to dying"

Moonliner 06-11-2005 09:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Name
could be worse, he coulda wrote, "well son, you're one year closer to dying"

Wow! What a coincidence, that's the card I sent him last year.

wendybeth 06-11-2005 09:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Moonliner
Wow! What a coincidence, that's the card I sent him last year.

Well, you might have included that little tidbit of info in your op.

He's definitely cutting your ass outa the will.;):D

Kevy Baby 06-12-2005 12:22 AM

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Originally Posted by wendybeth
He's definitely cutting your ass outa the will.;):D

The rest of your body is still in, but the ass is definitely out!


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