Your underwear?

cheddarsmegma crisps: red wine or white:confused:

OH My imagination! My imagination! It HURTS!

MickeyLumbo has been relieved of his customer service position at Spring River Farm.

Could someone call custodial? We need a little pixie dust over here before it starts to smell.

Sheesh - the poor guy just needed a place to store his explosives. The least they could have done was let him do a farewell fireowrks performance - that would've been cool.

You mean like this?

dam it janet, i have tried to mojo you all day:D

Humm, sounds like he was looking to do a little moonlighting. No one would notice if one or two "duds" went missing from each show. Over time you build up enough to do some of your own shows for country clubs or smaller townships. Good money in that. Especially for someone with a background of doing pyrotechnics for Disney.

Forgive me wendybeth for publicly posting your note to me, but Sharing is Good.

I'm rolfing and ROFLing all at the same time. Talk about eeewwwww!

No way anyone's sending my cremated remains up in a firecracker.

Nope, you'd have to tie my whole carcass to a rocket and blow bits of me all over the onlookers in a pretty shower of Disney Magic. Now THAT'S the way to GO!!!