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Stan4dSteph 08-12-2005 02:04 PM

Uh oh, my nephew likes music. Help me pray away the gay, people!

€uroMeinke 08-12-2005 02:05 PM

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Originally Posted by SacTown Chronic
I dunno, taking showers together and comparing penises sounds gay to me.

Yeah, all this talk about "rough-and-tumble play" among boys also strikes me as homoerotic

Not Afraid 08-12-2005 02:07 PM

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He can even take his son with him into the shower, where the boy cannot help but notice that Dad has a penis, just like his, only bigger.
No, that's just the start or penis envy. Where's Freud when you need him?

€uroMeinke 08-12-2005 02:09 PM

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Originally Posted by SacTown Chronic
I dunno, taking showers together and comparing penises sounds gay to me.

So I guess it's okay to expose myself to school boys in the neighborhood?

Ghoulish Delight 08-12-2005 02:10 PM

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He can even take his son with him into the shower, where the boy cannot help but notice that Dad has a penis, just like his, only bigger.
So really, the cause of homosexuality is small-penised men who are too embarassed to compare it to their prepubescent manchild's.

Stan4dSteph 08-12-2005 02:10 PM

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Originally Posted by €uroMeinke
So I guess it's okay to expose myself to school boys in the neighborhood?

Only if you're cleaning out the cobwebs in your windows.

Motorboat Cruiser 08-12-2005 02:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Scrooge McSam
We may have found the answers we seek, MBC. My father never once showered with me.

The scars have never healed.

Nor did Dad ever help me pound square pegs into square holes. That might have helped fixed me as well. (wtf?)

SacTown Chronic 08-12-2005 02:13 PM

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Originally Posted by €uroMeinke
So I guess it's okay to expose myself to school boys in the neighborhood?

Certainly. Just tell the cops you're doing your part to prevent homosexuality. I'm sure they'll dig where you're coming from.

MickeyLumbo 08-12-2005 02:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Motorboat Cruiser
pound a square wooden peg into a square hole


and all this time i thought it was supposed to be a round hole:blush:

is that what they mean by box:confused:

Drince88 08-12-2005 04:38 PM

So if you teach your daughters how to pound pegs into holes with hammers, will that cause THEM to be homosexual?


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