It is known that all gay people are liberal socialist communists, so I think red is the perfect choice. :p

I thought it was because the red states have so many closeted homos.

Should I take that to mean you can't resist my sphincter? I better raise my going one appliance rate to something like real estate, as Scrooge keeps advising me to.

I still would have liked to have seen this in it's fully inappropriate glory:

I was thinking of wearing a red shirt with a bi-cycle on it....:evil: Although the best idea in that vein was done by Angie last year. She had a shirt with Curious George riding a bicycle on it.....or as she called it, "Bi-Curious George"

Hmmm, that's quite a lot of "output" from his partner whale. Musta been a Sperm Whale, huh?




(someone had to say it)

Walt's Little Friend

Evil Queen

Wicked Fairy

Spreading Pixie Dust Since 19fillintheblank

Care To Share A Bobsled?

I Go Down Like Space Mountain Experiencing Cascade Failure

Will Go 101 For $$$

I Know People Who Know Julie Andrews

5 Tiaras Are STILL Too Few

Permanecer Sentados, Por Favor (en mi cara, gracias)

I Got Lei'd At The Tiki Room

My Black Jewish Lesbian Mother Went To Disneyland And All I Got Was This Lousy T-Shirt

I Miss Making Out On The Peoplemover

You DO Realize They Have Cameras In The Haunted Mansion

Meat Me Down On Main Street

Disneyland Submarines - Longer, Harder, and More Seamen Than Ever (Chumming in 2007)

Gives Good Frozen Head

No, Really, It Only LOOKS Small Because Of Forced Perspective

Find My Hidden Mickey

I'm Matterhorny

OK. There are not enough Gay Days in the WORLD to use all of those great lines.

OMG! If you liked sex with women, I'd offer you some. ;)

Ok, that has me falling out of my chair!!! ROFLMAO!!!!! :snap: