Lounge of Tomorrow - I've been robbed!!!

This really steams my clams. :mad:

There is NEVER an excuse for that kind of behavior EVER. No excuse for thievery. Now, if I had my way, I would see fit that this person's punishment would entail the following:

First, he/she's beaten within an inch of his/her life with a DVD copy of Glen or Glenda. Then, we finally put an end to the last remaining inch by pummeling him/her with Plan 9 From Outer Space. A copy of Bride Of The Monster (I'm a big Ed Wood fan, too, BTW) is shoved lovingly into his/her mouth with a final farewell of, "Enjoy it in hell, asshole!"

Not before writing delightful sayings all over his sad carcass with Lizziebith's missing lipstick. Especially angling for the genitals where I write, "No one will ever get to know the pleasure of my 1 & 1/2 inches". If it's a female, then I'll just reverse it to, "I only knew the pleasure of various, random 1 & 1/2 inchers". There's something for everyone. :evil:

Okay, maybe I'm a little too rough. All kidding aside, growing up in an all law enforcement family has made me a little snarly when it comes to no-goodniks (don't you just love that word?)

Hugs & well wishes, Boingonut & lizzibith! I hope you get new packages soon! My heart goes out to you that you even had to experience that awful misfortune of someone else's selfish, unlawful doing. :(