How to make a prudence
Ingredients:
1 part success
1 part arrogance
5 parts beauty
Method:Stir together in a glass tumbler with a salted rim. Serve with a slice of wisdom and a pinch of salt. Yum!

Well, except for the beauty part that might work.

My other pseudonym seems more accurate:
How to make a ethelberga
Ingredients:
5 parts intelligence
3 parts crazyiness
5 parts energy
Method:
Combine in a tall glass half filled with crushed ice. Serve with a slice of lustfulness and a pinch of salt. Yum!

3 parts crazyiness. Yup, that sounds about right.

And the "real" me?
How to make a leanne
Ingredients:
3 parts pride
3 parts brilliance
3 parts empathy
Method:
Combine in a tall glass half filled with crushed ice. Serve with a slice of caring and a pinch of salt. Yum!

Caring. Yecch! They all seem to involve salt.

How to make a Carlie
Ingredients:
1 part jealousy
1 part arrogance
5 parts energy
Method:
Blend at a low speed for 30 seconds. Top it off with a sprinkle of lustfulness and enjoy!

I are an Engrish major

How to make a Matterhorn Fan
Ingredients:
1 part pride
5 parts courage
5 parts energy
Method:
Layer ingredientes in a shot glass. Add caring to taste! Do not overindulge!


"Ingredientes"? I need to stop riding El Rio del Tiempo.

How to make aTeena
Ingredients
3 parts pride
3 parts silliness
1 part empathy

Method
Blend at a low speed for 30 seconds. Add a little cocktail umbrella and a dash of sadness

Wow, an almost perfect concoction!

How to make a Hades
Ingredients:
3 parts jealousy :p
1 part arrogance :cool:
1 part joy ;)
Method:
Layer ingredientes in a shot glass. Add a little lustfulness if desired! :evil:
:cheers:
Bottoms up, Baby!

How to make a Motorboat Cruiser
Ingredients:
5 parts intelligence
1 part brilliance
3 parts energy
Method:
Stir together in a glass tumbler with a salted rim. Top it off with a sprinkle of sadness and enjoy!

How to make a traciIngredients:
5 parts mercy
1 part brilliance
5 parts joy

Method:
Combine in a tall glass half filled with crushed ice. Add a little cocktail umbrella and a dash of sadness

I suppose the dash of sadnessis to counteract all that juy.

Ingredients:
1 part mercy
5 parts crazyiness
3 parts empathy
Method:
Add to a cocktail shaker and mix vigorously. Add a little cocktail umbrella and a dash of lustfulness


WTF?