*snaps*

Coworker injured
Should feel sorry but it means
Much more work for me.

Is that a "Land of the Lost" reference? How cool! :cool: Sssssss...

I sit in a box
Knees bent, back hunched, a captive
Four more hours to go

The pain - a hundred
Incontinent camels with
full stomachs. My legs.

Desperately, I
Search for signs of life. Only
this oasis, LoT.

The battle is won
Lord caffiene is my master
When great boredom lurks

A fire licks the limb
Of this poor old knotted tree
but why? My poor leg.

Old salt tying knots
To hold hurricane-force winds
But why my left leg?

My back, the source of
So much misery and pain
I need a new chair