Ar, I be hungover from the weekend and furgot to talk like a pirate today. You be needing a thank you from me arr

talking like a pirate will take too much engery today. Arrrrrgggggggg.... I'll just wear an eye patch. That counts right?

Arrrr, me be wishin' Talk Like a Pirate Day were on a Friday, I be.

Fear not, young Matterhorn Fan- just follow the lead of those mutinous lads from the Crimson Permanent Assurance! Round up those scurvy Administrators and Managers and make them walk the plank!:argghh:



Brought to ye by the lads at Monty Python.

The Crimson Permanent Assurance! If I had mojo to give ya, you'd have gotten some for THAT reference!

Lol- I just had to run back and get this especially for you, Morri!:D

Accountancy Shanty Lyrics

Artist: Monty Python (Buy Monty Python CDs)


LEAD PIRATE:
Full speed ahead, Mr. Cohen!

CHORUS:
Up, up, up your premium. Up, up, up your premium.
PIRATE:
Scribble away!
CHORUS:
Up, up, up your premium.
PIRATE:
And balance the books.
CHORUS:
Up, up, up your premium.
PIRATE:
Scribble away!
CHORUS:
Up, up, up your premium.
PIRATE:
But manage the books.
CHORUS:
Up, up, up.



PIRATES:It's fun to charter an accountant
And sail the wide accountancy,
To find, explore the funds offshore
And skirt the shoals of bankruptcy!

It can be manly in insurance.
We'll up your premium semi-annually.
It's all tax deductible.
We're fairly incorruptible,
We're sailing on the wide accountancy!

LEAD PIRATE:
Oh, this is fun, Mr. Cohen!
PIRATE:
Sail away!...
CHORUS:
Up, up, up...
LEAD PIRATE:
Fetch me another exotic salute. To port! Bring her port to shell out! And the medium guys shell out to port! Balance the books! Bring me another small shellfish, Mr. Cohen...

Ahoy, Mateys! Arrrr, this butt pirate wants ta wish ye a Happy Talk Like A Pirate Day.
:D

You must spread some Mojo around before giving it to Gemini Cricket again. :snap:

Arrrgh thar be the shoddy film festival today and everyone 'ere wants to use the potty. They be a uncivilized bunch.

I be sufferin' from the same affliction, Vixen!