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Listen, Hades.. :mad:
I KNOW your'e talkin' about MY man. You remember I met him the night I snuck into Talk Of The Town Trailer Park in Norwalk, CA., drunk off of my ass from mixing Mad Dog & Pabst (I save Night Train & St. Paulie Girl for the Holidays, washed down with Box Wine), armed with a pair of lock snips and the main goal of stealing his balls? Truck balls, mind you. Try as I may, that bastard Pervis had a strong pair of certified Truck Balls lock and chain. When he caught me and tried to shoot me, it was love at first pistol whip (He's a gentlemen. He doesn't successfully shoot women). He gave me his treasured balls, and I gave him some of my teeth (who needs a full set?). Now? I get the pleasure of his real, truckless balls. In Asti Spumante champagne. Sigh. Such a prize! :D ;) :p |
Truck nuts is just a couple of steps lower than having the giant brama bull sticker on the door of your truck. It's actually the red neck version of the same, isn't it? :p ;)
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Pervis has the big ass Brama Bull sticker stuck on the door of our trailer. Dammit! Stop mockin'! :mad: It covers our red circle sticker that alerts Firefighters that there are children inside in case of a fire. Priorities, people.
;) :p Morrigoon, Mickey & Friends and Truck Nuts in the same post, and same sentence, no less, has me DYING laughing!! I love it! :D |
Hades, I CAN'T believe you don't remember the red circle sticker! My parents had one affixed to my window when I was a child. It lets the Firefighters know to hit that room first because it has a child inside.
My parents waffled between that or the "let 'em fry" sticker. I'm sorry. That was in way poor taste. :( I might be dying laughing, but unless your'e as sick as I am, you won't. And I really, truly did have the red circle sticker. To redeem myself, more useless stuff: Clown Heads Okay, I googled "Kleenex Kozies", because that's always a winner, and got this as the very FIRST link: FabsBoards.com Discussion Boards - View Profile: AllyOfTheDolls Interests: Macrame Owls, drooling at the Senior PGA Tour , knitting kleenex kozies & watching you shower. Occupation: porn star. Hahaha!! SCARY! |
I came across this little article from the 'OC Weekly' site. This may shed a little light on the cultural icon of the Mexican male. Then again, it might not... ;)
http://www.ocweekly.com/ink/05/49/ask-arellano.php |
What if your truck is a girl? Do they have truck tits as well?
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I was thinking of getting a pair of those "truck nuts" to put on the back of my motorcycle, figured it would be mad funny to see a small "girls bike" harley davidson with a big ol' sack hangin from the back.....(but wouldn't really wanna do such things and mess up the womanly lines of my bike, after all it is a girl bike, what with its.....err, nevermind)
BUt on the monster trucks with the big ol' balls hangin' out the back, shouldn't them be small balls, after all monster trucks are trucks on steroids, and everyone knows what steroids does to the "jewels" (god, I hope I haven't taken this thread to an all new low) |
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