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Matterhorn Fan 10-12-2005 04:26 PM

No, if GD and you were married and had a daughter named Joan, and Joan was cloned, Joan's clone would be a Joan Sloan-Cone Clone.



(Thank you, Dr. Seuss.)

Kevy Baby 10-12-2005 09:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Matterhorn Fan
Joan Sloan-Cone Clone.

I'm getting a headache.

€uroMeinke 10-12-2005 09:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kevy Baby
I'm getting a headache.

Makes me want to moan - or pick up the phone while sailing down the Rhone, remaining prone....

Matterhorn Fan 10-13-2005 02:12 PM

If Joan Sloan-Cone were advanced in years when the cloning took place, the clone would be a Joan Sloan-Cone Crone Clone.

After she dies, she'd be a Joan Sloan-Cone Prone Crone Clone.

At this point, Mama Cone and Daddy Sloan could do the Joan Sloan-Cone Prone Crone Clone Moan. Or Groan.

After decomposition, she'd be a Joan Sloan-Cone Prone Crone Bone Clone.

If a medical school borrowed her skeleton for teaching purposes, it would be a Joan Sloan-Cone Prone Crone Bone Clone Loan.

What was this thread about?

Prudence 10-13-2005 02:55 PM

When they were done with the skeleton, would they bury her beneath a Joan Sloan-Cone Prone Crone Bone Clone Loan Stone?

Matterhorn Fan 10-14-2005 12:25 PM

Only in the proper zone.

Prudence 10-14-2005 12:44 PM

And after all this time, cemetary maintenance would be performed by Robotic Americans, who would, of course, access the grave sites via the Joan Sloan-Cone Prone Crone Bone Clone Loan Stone Drone Zone.

Cadaverous Pallor 10-14-2005 01:52 PM

"I can't blab such blibber blubber! My tongue isn't made of rubber."

Gemini Cricket 10-14-2005 02:45 PM

Never seen it. Although ABC is often stupid. I mean, the whole 20/20 special saying Matthew Shepard wasn't the victim of homophobia...
I know, I derail, but sheez!
:rolleyes:

Matterhorn Fan 10-23-2005 08:34 AM

Did they really say that? What idiots.


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