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Originally Posted by CoasterMatt

"My God has a bigger d*** than your God!" - George Carlin

My God IS a bigger Dick than your God

God. It's Everywhere You Wanna Be.

gee, all these jokes and it looks like it isn't even true-

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Palestinian leader Mahmoud Abbas has denied an account by another Palestinian official of a meeting with US President George Bush in which Bush is cited as saying he believed that God told him to go to war in Afghanistan and Iraq.

A statement in Abbas's name released by his office said an excerpt from an interview with Palestinian Information Minister Nabil Shaath due to be broadcast by the BBC in which Shaath described a meeting with Bush in June 2003 gave a "completely false" account.

In the interview for the series, Israel and the Arabs, Shaath described the meeting, at which he said Abbas was present.

"President Bush said to all of us: 'I'm driven with a mission from God. God would tell me, 'George, go and fight those terrorists in Afghanistan.' And I did. And then God would tell me, 'George, go and end the tyranny in Iraq.' And I did,'" Shaath said.

"This report is not true," the Abbas statement said today. "I have never heard President Bush talking about religion as a reason behind the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan. President Bush has never mentioned that in front of me on any occasion and specifically not during my visit in 2003."

You know, if God really wanted us to comply to a particular moarl code, you think he'd drop this whole "working in mysterious ways business." I mean, could you run a corporate compliance program by periodically setting fire to departments that were out of compliance but only tell one guy in mailing that that was what was happening?

Why does God only speak to people one at a time? Being omnipotent and all, you'd think he'd just flick on the Emergency God Broacast system and say, "hey would you people stop with the anal sex already." Sheesh God, get a clue.

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Originally Posted by SacTown Chronic

God told me to have leftover BBQ ribs for breakfast.

Mmmmm....they were sacrilicious.

(God told me to quote myself)