I'm still on 3. I wish I had unlimited turns per day. I wonder when it rolls over?

I am NOT clicking that link nor signing up. Not gonna do it. Not gonna do it.

C'mooooon. You know you want a pair of Knob Gobblin pants!

I always have. But, I'm not gonna get them. Nope. Think of the puppies!!!

I'm sure the puppies would love a dense meat stack!

Besides, the games got a wonderfully self-regulating addiction preventer built in.

And the tongs! You know you want tongs!

I'm up to level 4 and I just need tires for my car.

I might be wrong, but I think you have to be level 7 before starting a clan. I've joined the Unlikely Ninja clan in the meantime. You get 500 meat a day, plus you can work out in the clan gym, plus access to loads of items. Oh, and 3 extra adventures a day. Then whenever one of us levels up high enough to start a clan, I can leave and have lots of meat and items to contribute to our clan. Feel free to follow the link to the clan in my profile (I'm tracilicious, as usual). The meat alone is worth it to me.

I don't totally understand the ascension and such yet. It's kind of confusing.

I'm pretty sure it's level 5 to start a clan, I'll double check.

Yeah, that's the one thing about starting a clan...we need to get a bunch of stuff. A meat stash, a calander, and there was one other thing. The meat stash I think youg get jus by having enough meat. Don't know how to get the other items, we'll have to research.

Dang, level 7 it is. Alright, Unlikely Ninja, eh? Look for me, I'm BaconD.

Sweet. I was reading one of the forums about Epic weapons. I need to figure out how to make one, or at least get something stronger than a stick, as the rats at the tavern keep killing me.

The meat you get from a meat tree. I don't know where you get one of those. Maybe you get one just from starting a clan? I know you can farm for things too. If enough of us join a clan, we should have a stock of fairly sweet items by the time we start our own.

Everytime I think about Bacon Delight, it gets Afternoon Delight in my head. Sky rockets in flight...