Tired Boy not getting his way produces HUGE hissy fit.



ps: even after huge hissy, he still did not get his way.

Babysitting one's extremely drunk younger friends makes one feel old -- in a good way. :evil:

Homemade napalm, when enough is mixed to fill a 2" wide x 2" deep crack running the entire width of you street, will burn for approximately 30 minutes - not the two or three minutes you thought.




Lesson actually learned 25+ years ago, but it still holds true I would imagine

Today's lesson - Don't piss Kevy Baby off. :p

Beware The Foam!!!

Never get involved in a land war in Asia

and

Never go in against a Sicilian, when *death* is on the line.







Yeah, I know I just used these a couple of weeks ago, but it works here too!

I learned that the more you want a day off, the less likely it is to happen.

I learned that sometimes it is your destiny to sit in a dreary government building for 8 hours on a beautiful Saturday and discover how many people can't fill out a form without being babysat.

1. If I want to kill my husband we'll have to move to the North Pole

2. If I kill my husband I will have to deal with all of the benefits crap that comes up every year.

3. I value the life of my husband. ;)