Emphasis added to aid in my apology. I was in such a hurry to make a joke that I misread GD's post and simply assumed he was saying he'd expect a pretty good slap if he, akin to the topic under discussion, had planted a kiss on a dude.

(I missed the word "slap," too - which is a dead mysogenistic giveaway for girly reference - and read it as "slug" which led to my second, much less tasteful, joke.)

Plus, I'm well aware that all the gay men here totally want me, so a punch to the face wouldn't be the expected reaction were I to go in for a kiss. :p

GD made me laugh out loud at work and I can't mojo him

Here's what :iSm: DID see in GD's post:

Oh come on, not all of us want...

Hold on, I have a call coming in.



Okay, nevermind, we all want you. :evil:

I am sooooo gonna plant one on GD next time I see him ... just to see (or feel) what happens.

Good. Then we can compare notes. ;)

Good luck catching him...:evil:

I like the "What now" response. LOL!

Hmmm, I'd kinda like to know what the other reasons were for avoiding me in the past.

Hmmmm - I just realized that I think I've kissed more of the men on these boards than the women...and niether gender punched me - yet...