I think it be cool to have the magical powers to transform yourself into a straight slightly taller Ryan Seacrest...

Three words: Pillow. Top. Mattress.
Better than Nyquil.
Oh yeah.

It's frickin' Friday. Woo-hoo

There's something zen and mean about drinking hot Sencha green tea while watching someone sip their grande coffee that has enough caffeine in it to make an eighty year old tortoise quick enough to stomp dragonflies.

Now I'm wondering if Zen is mean....aren't you just mocking everyone else's rat races with your tranquility?

Now I'm thinking that if I could look at Zen that way I'd be more likely to take it up :evil:

Now I'm realizing that nothing will ever make me truly tranquil, no matter how evil. Sigh.

Yesterday after dinner I sat with my six year old son and put green grapes up my nose, and then shot them out like an air gun. We had fun.

Be careful with that, dude. I once got a small jawbreaker stuck in one of my son's nose and a piece of corn stuck in my daughter's nose. Schtuff happens.

Besides, if you use green grapes how will you know if something other than a grape comes out?

They are big green grapes that don't fit up very far.

Plus, the fun is that they look like boogers. What fun would red grapes be?

Okay, I don't want to ruin the fun of the thread, but I just have to say this.

While it is fun to do this, it sends a message to the kids that it is okay to shove things up their nose. Next thing you know, you are in urgent care having a marble removed.

Now back to the regularly scheduled frivolity of the thread.

You guys are just a bunch of killjoys, aren't you.

I guess it's back to flinging things off the forks now. But you'll probably just tell me someone will lose an eye. :)