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wendybeth 02-06-2006 10:43 PM
(Very good obit, btw, Alex- will you write mine?)

Cadaverous Pallor 02-06-2006 11:01 PM
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Originally Posted by wendybeth
(Very good obit, btw, Alex- will you write mine?)
Yeah, me too, I hope there's SOMETHING nice about my vagina in my obituary.

Bornieo: Fully Loaded 02-06-2006 11:21 PM
She also had a wonderful singing voice...

Edit to add:

I hope my obit mentions my penis. "Thankfully, its what finally did him in..." :evil:

Kevy Baby 02-07-2006 07:45 AM
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Originally Posted by Cadaverous Pallor
Yeah, me too, I hope there's SOMETHING nice about my vagina in my obituary.
Well, it depends. Have you been using Lysol to keep your cooch clean?

Cadaverous Pallor 02-07-2006 08:23 AM
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Originally Posted by Kevy Baby
Well, it depends. Have you been using Lysol to keep your cooch clean?
And Morrigoon still has that as her sig line :cool:

"Here lies CP, she always kept her cooch clean."

Snowflake 02-07-2006 08:52 AM
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Originally Posted by Alex Stroup
Oh, sorry.

What I meant to say is "The article forgot to mention that the woman had a vagina that could not only build a house but eventually populate it with a family. In most places she was considered a myth, but in Haines City she was a legend. Following news of her death, Mayor Bob Poquette said 'she put me in my house which she built with her own nethers. She'll be sorely missed.'"
Sputter, cough, cough, another hot cuppa tea gone!
ROTFLMAO:D
Donna

Motorboat Cruiser 02-07-2006 09:24 AM
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Originally Posted by Alex Stroup
Oh, sorry.

What I meant to say is "The article forgot to mention that the woman had a vagina that could not only build a house but eventually populate it with a family. In most places she was considered a myth, but in Haines City she was a legend. Following news of her death, Mayor Bob Poquette said 'she put me in my house which she built with her own nethers. She'll be sorely missed.'"
Hmm, change a few pronouns, substitute "sphincter" for "vagina" and you've pretty much taken care of scaeagles obit as well.

scaeagles 02-07-2006 09:26 AM
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Originally Posted by Motorboat Cruiser
Hmm, change a few pronouns, substitute "sphincter" for "vagina" and you've pretty much taken care of scaeagles obit as well.
I'll ask them to bury me face down for you, MBC.

Motorboat Cruiser 02-07-2006 09:27 AM
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Originally Posted by scaeagles
I'll ask them to bury me face down for you, MBC.

Cool.

I'll have a place to park my bicycle.

scaeagles 02-07-2006 09:29 AM
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Originally Posted by Motorboat Cruiser
Cool.

I'll have a place to park my bicycle.
Is that your nickname for it? I've never heard anyone refer to theirs as a bicycle.....but I can understand it. Two wheels, a sturdy frame, and you're always looking for a nice soft seat!


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