Are you possibly in an Ionesco play?

That's called "percussive maintenance"

Distressed came to my mind too. I'd go over and ask.

I'd let Traci go over and ask, too. ;)

You stay home, Lizzi- the guy is obviously a psycho!

The chair has obviously been trying to eturn to you, and your neighbor was setting boundries - the chair cannot go back, and made an example for the the rest of their furniture which should now stay in place.

I'll bet that chair could hold your closet door shut, €uro.

Well, I can make a hat, a broach, a pterodactyl...