Happy Birthday!!!

Happy Birthday, Chris!! May your day and year exceed your expectations in all things Swanky!!

All hail to the KING! LLS...Long Live Swank! :cool:

Happy Birthday Chris! :cheers:

Have a Happy swanky Birthday Chris! :cool: :cheers:

The Man with the Plan.....our Anarchist King.....The Swank Guru.

Happy Birthday from a loyal minion! :cheers:

Happy Happy Birthday Chris!!!! :cheers:

Like, Happy birthday, man......:snap:

Here's your Free Will horoscope:

"
Before going to sleep last night, I studied your astrological aspects for the coming week and asked my dreams to send me clues about what information you needed in your horoscope. I awoke at dawn with the answer. In my dream, I was at a mass birthday party for hundreds of Aquarians. Everyone was drinking tea made from an herb called Job's tears as the goth band Lake of Tears performed. Then I gave a poetic speech on how crying can achieve the same effect as orgasm. As the dream climaxed, I led everyone outside into the drizzly night. We looked skyward and let the raindrops drench our faces as we did a mass singalong of "Cry Me a River," each of us lost in a private ritual of relief and release. "

Happy Birthday!!! I hope you have a really wonderful day. :)

:birdy: Claire

Happy Birthday to my favorite man of waters still.

I hope you have great monkey fun today.

Happy Birthday, Chris. I know NA will spoil you rotten today, but here's an extra special wish from me that you have all the dark chocolate rocky road candy you desire. :D