I think that the obvious answer is to shrink people so that their ipod screen appears big, and then the directors won't have to pander.

MAGNIFICATION!

Now I'm thinking about porn enabled iPods...

I was going to link to a site that is way ahead of you on the iPod porn, but don't know what the allowability of linking to porn sites is. So I won't.

But for future reference, what is the allowability?

It's allowable as long as it's clearly identifies as "non-workplace safe" but we also discourge excessive linking to porn. In other words, relevent links of an adult nature are fine as long as clearly labled as such (so those of us who like to access LoT from work can continue to do so).

If you want to start a thread on an "adult" topic we might move it to the Parking LoT where access is restricted to registered members - as we did with the Mohammed Cartoon thread.

Just ask Mike T.V.

This articles from Ars Technica has a bit more detail (though not a lot). The biggest new detail is that the episodes will be streamed which tends to point away from being available on ITMS.