That made me laugh, MP.

Good one.:D

How about these? :evil:

After I Cook The Vegetables, What Do I Do With The Wheelchairs?

Assassins Do It From Behind

Constipated People Don't Give A Crap

Four Out Of Five Cannibals Prefer Vegetarians

Happiness Is A Belt-Fed Weapon

I Like Cats, Too. Let's Exchange Recipes

I Love Defenseless Animals, Especially In A Good Gravy

If You Can't Dazzle Them With Brilliance, Riddle Them With Bullets

My Mind Is Like A Steel Trap - Rusty And Illegal In 37 States

Rainy Days And Automatic Weapons Always Get Me Down

Why Is It Called Tourist Season If We Can't Shoot At Them?

or these

Jesus Loves You
But the Devil is my Lover

I saw a decal on a car that said "body piercing saves lives" accompanied by a likeness of Jesus with a nail through his wrist.

iparklikeanidiot.com

'nuff said :D

"Jesus Saves...Gretzky gets the rebound....He Scores!!!"

This is mean and appeals of my joy of the irreverent:

When Jesus was on the cross, to pass the time, did he pretend he was an airplane?

And, I would love to see a minivan with this sticker on it:

Daddy Farted, and we Can't get out!!

While not the same as a bumper sticker, I once saw a license plate on a flatbed trailer that was pulling porta potties that said "4U2PIN".

"Save the Krill, Eat Whale"