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Gemini Cricket 04-05-2006 09:55 AM
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Originally Posted by BarTopDancer
Oh thank God (pun kind of intended). Now I'll have a place to get my hair done!
And just think of all the Broadway shows you could see...

mousepod 04-05-2006 09:56 AM
But who'd be willing to do Mother Teresa's hair in hell?

BarTopDancer 04-05-2006 09:57 AM
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And just think of all the Broadway shows you could see...
Yahoo! I'll be able to catch up on my plays! And most of them will have the original cast!

Gemini Cricket 04-05-2006 10:17 AM
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But who'd be willing to do Mother Teresa's hair in hell?
wenchybeth.

wendybeth 04-05-2006 10:21 AM
Lol! I've already applied- the prospect of hanging around a bunch of creative and fun people is immensely more appealing than running the risk of landing in Mormon heaven. (South Park reference there).

BarTopDancer 04-05-2006 10:26 AM
If someone ends up in Mormon heaven and they kill themselves would they end up in Catholic hell?

Gemini Cricket 04-05-2006 10:30 AM
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If someone ends up in Mormon heaven and they kill themselves would they end up in Catholic hell?
That's a tough one, because if a gay priest forgives you in Catholic hell your sin is wiped clean because he is, after all, a priest. That may send you back to Mormon heaven.

wendybeth 04-05-2006 10:33 AM
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If someone ends up in Mormon heaven and they kill themselves would they end up in Catholic hell?
Probably not. Their Mormon friends would just re-retro baptise them and they'd be sucked back up, but to a lesser plane of heavenliness without all the amenities. You know, Cloud 6.

BarTopDancer 04-05-2006 10:55 AM
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That's a tough one, because if a gay priest forgives you in Catholic hell your sin is wiped clean because he is, after all, a priest. That may send you back to Mormon heaven.
I wonder if the Mormons consider being forgiven by a Catholic priest a sin though... You know, betrayal of the Mormon faith? And of course being forgiven by a gay priest would mean you now have gay cooties.

Ghoulish Delight 04-05-2006 10:57 AM
Hi guys! Y'know, when the man with the big book up there said,
"Looks like it's downstairs for you little lady," I thought
"Oh great, an eternity with a bunch of politicans and cooperate executives,
You know, dullsville! But, when I saw all the celebrities
And fun people, I said, "Heyy, not bad!"

[Lyrics from Fred Schneider's Summer in Hell]


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