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scaeagles 05-16-2006 08:34 AM
Why did they cancel the leper football game?

Spoiler:
There was a handoff at the 50.


Why did they cancel the leper hockey game?

Spoiler:
There was a face off at center ice.


Why did they cancel the leper basketball game?

Spoiler:
There was a loose ball on the court.

Gemini Cricket 05-16-2006 08:35 AM
Q: What did the deaf and dumb, blind orphan girl with one leg get for Chistmas?
Spoiler:
Smallpox

Capt Jack 05-16-2006 08:36 AM
What do you call a man with no arms or legs swimming?
Spoiler:
bob


What do you call a man with no arms or legs water skiing?
Spoiler:
skip


what do you call a man with no arms or legs laying in a pile of leaves?
Spoiler:
russle


what do you call a woman with no arms or legs lying on a BBQ?
Spoiler:
patty


I could go on and on......

Gemini Cricket 05-16-2006 08:37 AM
Q: What do you call a woman with one leg?
Spoiler:
A: Eileen

scaeagles 05-16-2006 08:38 AM
What do you call a Chinese woman with one leg?

Spoiler:
Irene

scaeagles 05-16-2006 08:41 AM
Why did Michael Jackson go shopping at Mervyn's?

Spoiler:
A sign said "Boy's pants 50% off".

Ghoulish Delight 05-16-2006 08:43 AM
Why does Michale Jackson like twenty eight year olds?
Spoiler:
Because there are twenty of them.

scaeagles 05-16-2006 08:44 AM
Knock knock
Who's There?
Little Boy Blue
Little Boy Blue Who?
Spoiler:
Michael Jackson

Motorboat Cruiser 05-16-2006 08:44 AM
What do you call a mexican woman with no legs?

Spoiler:
Consuelo.

(if you don't get it at first, try sounding it out slowly. This one seems to take people some time. :))


Did you know that Abraham Lincoln was Jewish?

Spoiler:
Yep, he was shot in the temple.

Gemini Cricket 05-16-2006 08:47 AM
Knock knock!
Who's there?
A.D.D. Man.
A.D.D. man who?
I like ice cream.


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