"All About Eve" ~ "While you wait you can read my column. It'll make minutes fly like hours."

"Absolutely Fabulous" ~ "She's so anally retentive she wouldn't sit down for fear of sucking up the furniture."

"South Park" ~ "Gay people, well, gay people are EVIL, evil right down to their cold black hearts which pump not blood like yours or mine, but rather a thick, vomitous oil that oozes through their rotten veins and clots in their pea-sized brains which becomes the cause of their Nazi-esque patterns of violent behavior. Do you understand?"

"The Simpsons" ~
Homer:"I love you, Pepsi."
Pepe: "Pepe."
Homer: "Pepe."

"Monty Python and the Holy Grail" ~ "Oh, but you can't expect to wield supreme executive power just because some watery tart threw a sword at you."

"Auntie Mame" ~ "Please dear, your Auntie Mame is hung."

"The Women" ~ "There's a name for you ladies, but it isn't used in high society, outside of a kennel."

"The Philadelphia Story" ~ "Oh, we're going to talk about me again, are we? Goody."

Pink is my signature color
looks like two pigs fighting under a blanket
"these thighs haven't left the house without lycra since I was 16"
"that's becayse you were raised right"~~Steel Magnolias

Catch Ya Later
It'd be cooler if you did~~Dazed and Confused (Aaron watch the damn movie)

Alot from
Grease(watch it Aaron, watch the damn movie)
Fast Times(Do I need to say it a third time?)
Clueless

Oh gosh, if I can't place parts of my life with direct quotes, it certainly seems as though parts of my life and moments belong in a movie.. somewhere!

Little Shop of Horrors
Clerks - "Dante: I'm not even supposed to be here today!" "Dante: But you hate people. Randal: Yes, but I love gatherings. Isn't it ironic?"

(The more I think of this, I could plug in Kevin Smith at ANY point, and find something I representative)

OK I'm tired...

Where's that movie where the person finally gets back to sleep?

"Tact is just not saying true stuff. I'll pass." Cordelia Chase, Buffy the Vampire Slayer.

TV show. Not a movie. But whatever.

I loved Cordy!

"If you don't have anything nice to say, come sit next to me."
:D

Me, too. At least when she was on Buffy, and the first couple of seasons of Angel. Then her character sort of took a turn for the worse...the unfunny. She could have grown as a person, become nicer, and still kept some of her bite, no?

Ah, Dorothy Parker....

Aw, also from Steel Magnolias.....I say this in different forms ALL. THE. TIME:

Shelby: "I would rather have thirty minutes of wonderful than a lifetime of nothing special."

I even wrote it to a member of the school board describing why we moved to an excellent school, even though we knew it was on the chopping block. It's how I feel about pretty much everything!!

I think what goes through my mind the most is a line from Seinfeld:

I hate people. Yeah, they're the worst!

"You are the ones who are the ball-lickers." ~ Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back