I aim to please (or is that tease?)

You may be on the other coast but I still know you well enough.

I'm sure that GC would gladly give up his wallet many times over to be "scammed".

And the scam would be on them. My wallet's empty! :D

^ exactly. I was thinking of going out and buying about 20 cheap wallets, and putting $5 in each ... but then I realized this is probably a Boston Homo Depot scam that hasn't reached out to Cali yet.

C'mon, two sweaty teen guys with ripped abs doing obscene things in your car has GOT to be worth more than 5 bucks.

a matter of perspective I think.

*scratches Depot off his list*

:D heehee

Ah yes, GC, I got a similar email a couple of weeks ago but it was far too hetero for my tastes. Your version reads much better. :)

....does either of them have any facial hair ?

Are you kidding? Every other guy at Home Depot is required to have facial hair - not to mention towering physiques and deep voices.

And they help you load entirely too large bags of potting soil into your trunk! :snap: :snap: I should go without my husband more often!