My cats are total pussies. They couldn't lift a sock to save their lives.

Maleficent often mutters "Mama". It's actually one of the cute things she did to adopt me. She was in the cage at the adoption center, stuck out her front paws, pulled my hand to the cage when I held it up at her, and then head butted the bars and said, "Mama", and then proceeded to lick my hand. I was hers 10 minutes later after I filled out some paperwork. ;)

I'll try to catch it on video sometime. She says it almost every day, at least once.

Charles just likes to type (see WB's sig line).

The only time my cat makes a noise like those is before she is about to yak on my floor. :P

Like Mamaaayak! Mammmmaaayack! Yes, I hear that all the time. Stick with a short hair cat. Trust me.:p

Talking cats and super heavy weight cats? That's INCREDIBLE! (Do I sound like that old show?)

Meanwhile, my cat is just a big whiny brat that doesn't lift a paw unless I hand it to her.