Dear GC:

You do know that's a cover of a Beatles song, right?

Dear CM,
I do now.
:)

Dear
 

Italy soccer

Thank you for showing the world that cheaters do in fact win. Your drama queen dives and hometown betting scandal have certain highlighted what outstanding people you are. You will be great role models for all of those aspiring divers moving up the ranks.

The game you play is not joga bonito.

Dear refs,
Stop giving red cards for things you saw on a replay. That's cheating.

Dear France,

Please dispose of Zidane in some horrible painful manner (but please, be sure to film such disposal).

Dear body,

Please stop aging. You tire far much more easily than you did a few years ago and it is mentally disturbing. Even as I exercise you more, you have less and less stamina. No, viagara will not solve the problems I am referring to, for all you mean spirited readers of my letter.

SCAEagles

After watching the dives, crying, shenanigans, cheating, whining, and downright brutality, particularly on the video I saw of Zidane, it is no wonder soccer fans riot. While I am often disgusted by the attitudes of US professional athletes, I can't recall seeing anything like that Zidane thing, and the overall mentality of international soccer players is worse.

Dear Scaeagles,

Ditto!!!

Yours conservatively,
Rush L.

To derail further, I honestly don't blame Zidane for what he did. It wasn't a good move, but the fact that he was ejected for it is, as MF stated above, total BS.


Dear wireless internet provider, Why do you suck? I want to shop Target online.

Dear rain, go away. Come again another day. I want to go for a walk.

In continuing with such derail, may I inquire as to why you do not blame him? As a coach of HS athletics, I don't care what someone is doing to you. You simply don't respond that way. Any kid who did that with me wouldn't see time the rest of the season, and this guy is an adult.