I wish I had a new job already.

May I introduce you to this?

I wish that all leftovers reheated back to their original yummy goodness. Why can't someone invent a machine that does that?

I wish our spare bedroom would clean itself.

I'm worried our spare bedroom will grow its own intelligence and instead of cleaning itself it will whip tentacles constructed of junk into the other rooms and tear the walls out while we grab the bunny and run...

I wish we had a garage for all the stuff that's in the spare bedroom.

I wish our garage would clean itself. ;)

Cool, then I could just claim the insurance and not have to think about it anymore.

I wish I could move away from this armpit!

I wish Tic Toc would show up at DL sometime in the next 2 days. ;)

I wish I could deliver lines like Bogart in the Big Sleep