That is the saddesst thing I've heard in a while.

Top Ten reasons For CM Matt Leaving:

10. Goofy would just not stop giving him wedgies
9. He actually had to eat in an employee break room
8. Found out that Mark Shapiro gets free churros
7. Lost his primo parking spot to Steve Job's niece
6. Board booted his ass when he suggested an AP lounge would be cool
5. That picture of him on Flash Mountain
4. They started paying him with disney dollars
3. The mayor of toontown started taxing his morning coffee.
2. Disney denied his request to take the Columbia out for weekend junkets


and the number one reason:

It has been pointed out to me that Ouimet's education was accounting as well. So that shows there is always hope.

You must spread some Mojo around before giving it to Moonliner again.

First Alex posts about an accounting background and the NA responds. wendybeth, where's the MP "Accountancy Shanty" quote?

Come on, people! We have stereotypes to uphold here!

Me, GC, heap big sad. Ugh.

Well, since you asked....


The Accountancy Shanty

PIRATES:
It's fun to charter an accountant
And sail the wide accountancy,
To find, explore the funds offshore
And skirt the shoals of bankruptcy!

It can be manly in insurance.
We'll up your premium semi-annually.
It's all tax deductible.
We're fairly incorruptible,
We're sailing on the wide accountancy!

WTF?

It's the new lyrics for DL's POTC.

NA's not still at the Pod's, is she? If so....Run Away, Mousepod!