I just love the No alcohol disclaimer. Too funny.

And I bet they take your picture at the end.:evil:

There's almost always a dark ride for sale on usedrides.com - I'll bet the Lounge could Swankineer a far better version.

...and they're not robots - they're "Audio Glandamatronics" ™

Say, Lashbear, are you close enough to go give it a test ride? We'd love a trip report!

Sexpo has ended for this year, but I might consider doing it next year if they put a Man-man scene in the sex train. :blush:

There is still Melbourne November 23-27.

Not exactly. Shortly after Zumanity opened one of the guys in that scene was injured and was thus unable to perform that scene. It was later restored when he recovered. I have confirmed with two different sources that the scene is back in the show.

And I agree with you Lashbear, no mo, no (me) show.

More feedback - I believe it is more like a "Ghost train" than I thought -

• The scenes only light up really briefly to hide the poor quality of the "Audio Glandamatronics" ™
• Then they have a guy who scares you in the darkness by jumping out at you and yelling (not sure if he touches you :eek: )
• In the Bobbit scene - the knife is raised, and as it is brought down the lights go out, preventing you from seeing anything.

...Glad I didn't go, really. Oh, and the lines were HUGE apparently. They need FastAss™

Headline should read: Sydney Australia Features the World's Worst Sex Themed Dark Ride

Is there more than one Sex Themed Dark Ride in the world? If not (I suspect), then the one ride could easily be the Best and Worst, all at the same time!