I just pictured white bunny prints all over CP's carpet.
:D

I'm saving this comment for use in the future. :)

I threaten death daily, it usually goes something like this-

Me - do that again and I will kill you.
Munchkin - I'll tell Dad
Me - How are you going to tell Dad you'll be dead?
Munchkin - oh

I would have taken photos if she had done something like that, then killed her.

We have conversations like that all the time, Katiesue.

I say "complainers will be shot on sight". If I happen to shorten it and say "complainers will be shot", my 4 year old always adds "on sight?".

She also once asked, in all seriousness " you wouldn't really do it would you?"

My dad's favorite line, stolen from Bill Cosby: "I brought you into this world; I can take you out, and make another one just like you."

Wow that picture... umm..... I guess that's kids for ya.

The couch I can forgive (slipcovers!), but OY the TV! Actually, on second thought, paint thinner can save the tv, the couch and floor are destroyed!

I'm tired of being "taken" into someone else's fake drama just so they can get some publicity. I don't believe that this happened in reality for an instant.

My favorite Bill Cosby with relation to kids was how he thought his name was "Jesus Christ" and his brother was named "God Damn It".

TO Russel, My Brother, Who I Slept With. It has got to be the best album he ever put out.